Use these hilarious wishes

Use these hilarious wishes as they are or as inspiration for 

a personalized birthday wish. You can’t go wrong!

 Sign that card, light those candles,

 and blow up some balloons 

 because it’s party time!

 Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, 

 and definitely forget about the present because 

 I didn’t get you one.

 Happy birthday!